Lol. Best ideas ever.
I feel like I might need to explain some of this.
#1: I imagine modern Blue being a really awesome singer. Pop-star quality awesome.
#2: I see Blue and Green being twin brothers.
#1: I have given Red more of an edgy attitude. He's still sweet and adorable, but I wouldn't want to cross him...
#5: One does not steal Red's hat. EVER. Don't believe me? Try it and see for yourself.
#1: The only person who gets away with licking Vio is Shadow, and that is only because Vio doesn't expect it.
#2: Just because modern Vio dresses like an emo, doesn't mean he cuts his wrists. That's a stereotype.
#5: The part about this that annoys him is that Shadow never seems to care.
#1: Kind of a joke between me and my friends; Green seems to get paired with every guy in the series, and all the OC's.
#2: Modern Green is ADHD. Which explains this whole annoyance.
#3: Green hates his laugh; he sounds like donkey. No joke.
#4: Green is vegan. Makes a lot of sense doesn't it?
#1: It's not a costume, damnit!!! His words, not mine.
#4: Shadow loves giving wedgies, yet hates getting them. Wonder why...
#5: No one licks Vio but Shadow.
#1: He doesn't realize there is such thing as a threesome.
#2: Shiek believes there are unicorns living in his wall. He would be devastated if he learned otherwise.
#3: He thinks the birds go out of their way to shit on him, therefore he has a grudge.
#4: The fact that he has long hair is not an excuse.
#1: Modern Vaati may cross-dress, but that doesn't mean he's a whore.
#2: See above.
#3: Great story. See, Gufuu, Vaati's brother, introduced Vaati to Jeffree Star. Vaati flipped and stole all of Gufuu's Jeffree Star merchandise, and set up a fan-shrine in his room. And he banned everyone from it.
#4: See Shiek's #1.
#5: See #'s 1 and 2.